Bail Is a Bitch

Posted Feb 12th 2008 7:36PM by TMZ Staff

So your family has a gazillion bucks and you can't post $20,000 bail. That really blows.

Barron Hilton is rotting away, waiting to get released. Paris won't bail him out, so his friends came to do it. But there's a snag. Barron's buds showed up with $2,000 cash, assuming they only had to pay 10%. They assumed they could take the 10% to the Sheriff and spring their friend, but the Sheriff doesn't provide discounts -- only a bail bondsman will take a William Morris percentage.

So now Barron's buds are off looking for a bail bondsman. We hear the meatloaf dinners are excellent. Tastes like chicken.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton

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46. Booking No.: 1172834 Last Name: HILTON First Name: BARRON Middle Name: NICHOLAS

Sex: M Race: W Date Of Birth: 11/07/1989 Age: 18 Hair: BRO Eyes: HAZ Height: 601 Weight: 143

Charge Level: M (Misdemeanor)

ARREST
Arrest Date: 02/12/2008 Arrest Time: 0804 Arrest Agency: 1001 Agency Description: LASD-MALIBU STATION PATROL

Date Booked: 02/12/2008 Time Booked: 0835 Booking Location: LHS Location Description: STA - LOST HILLS

BAIL
Total Bail Amount: 5,000.00 Total Hold Bail Amount: 0.00 Grand Total: 5,000.00

Posted at 9:38PM on Feb 12th 2008 by smokeonit

47. My Dad used to say "have fun, but, if you cross the line, I won't bail you out, you can sit until your court date". Never got arrested is my point.

Posted at 9:42PM on Feb 12th 2008 by meltz11

48.

The slut queen herself can not go and get her baby bro out, because she might lose even more of her G parents money!!!!!!!! And as for no.4, He has yet to go out and kill somebody- YET

Posted at 9:43PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Sherry

49. Gary. I hear ya and just butin yer chops but not on here bro. this is the insipid and jejune topic area. nobody reads anything anyway..it's all good...have fun!!...did I tell ya my name used to be Bill but I realized a bill is what a duck picks its butt with so my new name is Barren:)

Posted at 9:47PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

50. gary williams...anger management??? lmao...where in my post do you see anger you sensitive little man...lmao...if yer here to be sroius then you need more than classes you ninny...you need full on treatment and serious after care...lighten up and stop acting like you havent taken a good dump in 4 weeks...sheesh...some peeps take everything personal

Posted at 9:50PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

51. Look what I started. Tee hee.

Posted at 9:56PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Michelle

52. Whoever wrote this: Love the "William Morris" line!! Very clever!! Only industry people can laugh at that! Keep up the good writing. =)

Posted at 9:56PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Carlos Anino

53. BUSTIN' ****your chops hogjowels...dont sick the spelling police on me please...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...sniff...lmao

Posted at 9:57PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

54. The REAL reason Paris didn't post bail: Elliot Mintz went to Paris' house to get more Oompah Loompa cream. He wanted some for himself AND his new client Mark Kaplan saying "NO one is taking me seriously since I took it off". Then a maid came sceaming into the room "They're dead, THEY'RE ALL DEAD! " At which point Paris covered her eyes and kept repeating "I cant hear you, I cant hear you". So Elliot went into professional mode, got a shovel and cleared out all those cherised pets
from her closets into a couple HEFTY cinch saks.

Posted at 10:08PM on Feb 12th 2008 by cheetos

55. Dear David it depends on your alcohol level. The brat must have been cooked to get $20K.

Posted at 10:09PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Oscar

56. Should be condemned to 23 days in the men's jail. He'll come out wearing pink like his sister and will love to go back for more. Seems that all the Hiltons are drunkards. What a family. Just because they have money they think they can do what they want, until they kill somebody like Brandy did they won't learn. And then, with their money they'll get away with it like Brandy is doing. Buy the judge.

Posted at 10:11PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Oscar

57. Nicknams not unique
I suppose trying to converse with you in an intelligent manner is out of the question. I have always found that those who revert to namecalling do so out of lack of an intelligent comment. Do you even know how bonding came about ?

Posted at 10:28PM on Feb 12th 2008 by gary williams

58. Nickname is not unique
If your playing with me in fun then i do apologize. I am used to people being totally serious on here and am always open to new discussions and points of view. I also have a sense of humor and happened to have been the class clown in college. I loved keeping things interesting and i also respect a point of view that i do not necessarily agree with.

Posted at 10:33PM on Feb 12th 2008 by gary williams

59. Jamaal
The race isn't over with yet. I personally knew of one black man i would like to have seen become president, unfortunately he died in 1992. The sad thing is the ignorance in this country overwhelms the inteligent quota and this country will not yet accept a black man as president.The white race will not accept or trust a black president, much less allow a black man to become president.

Posted at 10:47PM on Feb 12th 2008 by gary williams

60. Gary , Jamal thinks he's on concrete loop or x17. Just ignore all retards!

That being said, I can only wish the super best for the Classy Hilton famiy!! Cause gosh darn it the deserve it!

Posted at 11:11PM on Feb 12th 2008 by cheetos

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