Posted Aug 18th 2008 12:03PM by TMZ Staff
Roseanne Barr says Angelina Jolie is "evil" -- her hubby Brad "vacuous."
Roseanne went insane on her blog, scoffing that Jolie likes McCain but hasn't decided whom to endorse. Roseanne rants, "...do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican Party's worldwide economic assault on Africa..."
She also mentions two of the other kids are Vietnamese and Thai (actually Maddox is Cambodian), saying their real families are "victims of America's right wing military incursions..."
Roseanne goes on to claim -- Brad has brought in $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic films and gives away a relatively paltry $3 mil "to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity."
Filed under: Brad & Angelina
Posted Aug 15th 2008 9:21AM by TMZ Staff
Even with new twins, Brad Pitt made sure to spend some quality time with his eldest daughter Zahara during vacation time in France.
Brad knows Princess Z needs her alone time with daddy.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Brad & Angelina
Posted Aug 13th 2008 9:22AM by TMZ Staff
He's got the prettiest face in the world, so imagine the shock when word leaked that Brad Pitt was mercilessly pummeled yesterday.
Fortunately, it was not THE Brad Pitt. It was an Australian boxer with the exact same name who lost a prelim match at the Olympics.
After his defeat, Pitt said, "I'm just going to go home, have a holiday and not think about anything." So he does have a lot in common with the real Brad Pitt!!
Filed under: Brad & Angelina
Posted Aug 6th 2008 12:40PM by TMZ Staff
Being slapped with a lawsuit by Paris Hilton hasn't scared Hallmark into submission -- and now they're tearing apart even bigger names like Brad Pitt, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.
Despite being held up in appeals court over a card depicting Paris as a waitress, Hallmark's subdivision Shoebox is going ahead with birthday greetings ripping on LiLo's boozy backstory, Brangelina's brood and Jess' brains -- or lack thereof.
The new crop could file suits similar to Hilton's, but the card company ain't afraid, telling TMZ: "Some of Hallmark's new humor greeting cards are parodies of today's most popular celebrities and politicians. These cards take a satirical look at news and gossip surrounding these public figures and we do not believe the cards violate any of these public figures' rights."
Reps for Lohan, Pitt and Simpson didn't immediately comment.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Brad & Angelina, Lindsay Lohan
Posted Aug 1st 2008 5:40PM by TMZ Staff
Knox and Viv Jolie-Pitt have already raised more money in their lifetimes than you -- or at least most of you -- ever will.
The first pics of the Brangie twins have been bestowed upon People magazine -- and Hello! mag for the foreign rights -- for a total $14 mil, says the AP. The issue will hit stands in three days. By comparison, People paid a reported $6 mil for the J. Lo-Skeletor twins.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Brad & Angelina
Posted Jul 26th 2008 11:15AM by TMZ Staff
These photos are not from war -- but they certainly have started one. More details have emerged from the pap throwdown over Brangelina photos.
Two paparazzi crazies went way over the line to get pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family, dressing in camo and illegally trespassing on the couples' property.
Security on the premises attempted to escort the men off the property, and that's when things got violent. One photog allegedly started kicking and biting security, claiming he had Hepatitis C. We're told the wackadoodle even went as far as to wipe blood from a cut he got onto security!
Police finally arrived, and the photog claimed security attacked him. Both sides have filed legal complaints accusing the other of battery and injury.
Sources close to the couple have stated that they will prosecute this matter to its fullest extent.
And Tom and Katie think they have it rough!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Brad & Angelina
Posted Jul 25th 2008 8:38AM by TMZ Staff
Rule Number One of papping the Jolie-Pitts: Do not get all up in their property -- especially wearing camouflage.
A couple of shooters found that out the hard way, getting into a scuffle with Brad and Angelina's security after they were discovered on the grounds of the couple's chateau in southern France, clad in camouflage clothing. According to the French police, both sides filed legal complaints accusing battery and injury.
No further information on the names or nationalities of the paparazzi was available.
Filed under: Brad & Angelina
Posted Jul 16th 2008 7:50AM by TMZ Staff
Not everyone is rejoicing over the birth of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt.
Protesters have been picketing outside the hospital in France where les enfants were born. They're outraged and claim the Mayor of Nice has been spending more time waving the kids' birth certificates and kissing the butts of American movie stars than addressing the case of a local murder victim.
Filed under: Brad & Angelina
Posted Jul 9th 2008 3:58PM by TMZ Staff
Someone is going to part with megabucks for the first shots of Brangelina's twins, but if you want the snaps, you're also going to give up something else.
A source in the know tells TMZ that one of the conditions of getting the J-P twins' first pictures is that the winning mag is forbidden from using "Brangelina." Multiple sources tell us the couple hates the moniker -- but no one more than Angelina.
BTW -- the bidding is now at $16 million. Take that Levi Alves McConaughey.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Brad & Angelina
Posted Jul 8th 2008 2:37PM by TMZ Staff
Brad Pitt arrived at the Hospital in Nice, France today looking a lovely shade of pimptastic.
No wonder Angie's giving birth every chance she gets.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Brad & Angelina, Nurse!
Posted Jul 5th 2008 1:20PM by TMZ Staff
Angelina Jolie's brother James Haven and her son Maddox were spotted arriving to Lenval Hospital in Nice, France today.
The eldest of the Jolie-Pitt kids is probably anxious for the twins to arrive -- the family army on the playground will be unstoppable!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Brad & Angelina
Posted Jul 2nd 2008 12:02PM by TMZ Staff
Brad Pitt brings two of his born babies to the hospital in France -- where Angie is preparing to pop out two more.
Angelina's doctor just held a press conference revealing that she hasn't yet given birth. Paging "Entertainment Tonight"!
Filed under: Brad & Angelina
Posted Jul 1st 2008 1:25PM by TMZ Staff
How do you report on a story that you already said happened?
The AP is reporting that Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the south of France to give birth to her twins, though she isn't expected to give birth immediately.
But wait -- didn't "ET" report that Angelina gave birth ... a month ago? Yeah they did -- but then they pulled the story down, though they never admitted it was wrong.
So far, no mention of Angelina on their site today. We can see the headline now, "Angelina Gives Birth to Twins ... Again!"
Filed under: Brad & Angelina
Posted Jun 27th 2008 5:46PM by TMZ Staff
Even with three chicks on his arm, Jonny Lee Miller can't recapture the hotness he once had when married to Angelina Jolie.
Even worse -- someone outside Crown Bar called him "Billy," as in Bob Thornton, Angie's other ex.
Filed under: Brad & Angelina
Posted Jun 11th 2008 4:12PM by TMZ Staff
Jon Voight may have a pretty strained relationship with his daughter, Angelina Jolie, but he was still kind enough to ask pappers to pray for his unborn gorgeous grandbabies.
Filed under: Brad & Angelina
